Catfighting and other hard core stuff

Phone sex is not something I have ever been very keen on, and phone sex with my boss, well some might believe that I have had this. He was always on the phone, I believe that his mobile was an external appendage to his ear, but he would also ask me to do the most incredible things to which I would reply "fuck that, I’m not doing that", is this phone sex with my boss? We would even pass each other in the passage at work and say "fuck you" to each other wit h incredible venom, is this passage sex?

On arrival in Amsterdam he phoned me and ask what I wanted him to bring back for me, so I told him with all sincerity that I wanted the "blackest and biggest vibrating dildo he could get his hands on". Some may construe this as phone sex, but what it really was, was an attempt to embarrass him, if not on making the purchase at the sex shop, then on the off-chance his luggage may be searched by customs.

He would regularly phone me at odd hours, and you could say we had phone sex at 3 in the morning once when he wanted my opinion on a marquee I couldn’t even see. I stupidly answered the phone, thinking someone must have died, only to respond to his stupidity with, "are you off your fucking head?"

I have used the word "fuck" to my boss on the phone so many times that in retrospect I suppose this could be construed by someone who doesn’t know better, as phone sex.

I have even had this lunatic phone me when out for dinner, a date, in the toilet, you name it, he has called and said "talk to me". This is too good an invitation to resist and making up a story about the filthiest sex I can think of, seems to come naturally. Phone sex with my boss? Perhaps!

Last Modified: September 12th, 2010
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